And why NOT send a Thanksgiving Day card?

We tend to get tunnel vision when we're in the wedding invitation groove.  It happens.

But the other day I got a text from my darling friend Aileen and it just said, "I just bought your Thanksgiving Day card at Target".  Wha?  Ooooh... yes!  That's right! We do greeting cards and last year we did a Thanksgiving Day card and guess what, it's October now and they're in stores!  Time flies when you're wrapping purple ribbon around stuff (and having fun, of course).

So here it is folks.  You know the drill... go to Target, flip over the card, say to the stranger standing next to you, "hey!  I know these kids!" and then buy it.  An optional step is to tell the stranger next to you to buy it as well.  That's gravy.

Get it... gravy... 

"Birthday Funny"

...why thank you Target Store stationery department, we kinda think so too!
We are happy to see our 8-card line featured at Target Stores nationwide.  All "Birthday Funny", all the time. Get them while they're hot, or early October when they replace them with Halloween cards.
Who sends Halloween cards?...

This one inspired by my lame birthday texts to my siblings.  Yes, that's you Mary.

Inspired by my dear friend Iwona... she's the nicest person alive, but godblessher, she can't remember my birthday to save her life.  It's June 5th, in case anyone wants to send me a gift.

Tony says you'll get this is if you're into music "trust me".  

I bought this bra just for this photo... so don't worry, it's not like one of mine or anything (double ew.).

We get alot of bills.  We DO kind of pee a little when we get something that isn't.

We aren't big fans of wearing pants.  I think that's why we have to work from home...  too much information?...

Sadly, oh so true...  I even broke the piggy bank right after this photo was taken (there wasn't anything in it, boo).

It's kind of funny to buy a baby bottle when you don't have a baby.  I keep salad dressing in it now and Tony refuses to use it.  He said it creeps him out.  

The Eagle has landed!

It's official! We've had our first card spotting at Target!
There was a little bit of a delay with stocking the shelves (the Target elves were busy with holiday stuff I guess), but we can now OFFICIALLY say our Spilled Ink Press logo has landed at at a Target store near you!!

If you see these cards in the "Just for Laughs" section with other Recycled Paper Greetings cards, follow these instructions:
1. Pick it up.
2. Read it.
3. Throw your head back and laugh very loudly, vigorously enough that you cause a scene.
4. Put it into your cart and repeat.

inside: ...just be sure to save some cash for cake and ice cream.
Happy Birthday

inside: Consider these shots "cupcakes" and the rest of the bar your class.
Have another cupcake.
Happy Birthday

inside: Before your taste in booze gets more expensive.
Happy Birthday